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(82 customer reviews)

World’s Most Offensive Advent Calendar

£9.99

15 in stock

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Don’t settle for a boring advent calendar this Christmas.

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This is the perfect advent calendar for those with a rude sense of humour.

Delivery from a small business in United Kingdom

Handmade

Materials: Card, Chocolate

Frequently asked questions

Each door of the calendar contains a piece of chocolate with a humorous and offensive message, along with a fun, offensive word search on the back.

No, this advent calendar is intended for adults only due to its rude and explicit content. It is not suitable for children or individuals who may be easily offended.

The calendar measures:

Height – 27.5 cm

Width – 20 cm

Depth – 1.2 cm

We offer free UK delivery with dispatch within 1 Working Day. We will dispatch same day if you place your order before 2PM. If you need your masks faster, we also offer express shipping options at checkout.

Store the advent calendar in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to ensure the chocolates stay fresh throughout the holiday season.

Yes, this is a perfect gift for friends or family members who appreciate dark humour and enjoy something different from the usual holiday traditions.

Check out why this advent calendar will be a huge hit this Christmas.

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Learn more about the World’s Most Offensive Advent Calendar

Introducing the World’s Most Offensive Advent Calendar – a perfect novelty gift for those who love a good laugh and aren’t easily offended. This cheeky advent calendar is sure to raise a smile (and maybe an eyebrow) for anyone with a wicked sense of humour.

Key Features of our Rude Advent Calendar:

  • Hilarious Design: Featuring a cheeky cartoon Santa on the toilet, reading the “Naughty List” – a festive twist on dark humour.
  • Daily Rude Surprises: Behind every door, you’ll find a delicious chocolate paired with a hilariously offensive message. Perfect for those who need a little mischief in their countdown to Christmas.
  • Fun Word Search: The back of the calendar includes the world’s easiest rude word search – a great conversation starter!

This calendar is not for the faint-hearted, but it’s ideal for gifting to friends or family members who appreciate edgy humour. Whether you’re planning a Christmas party with a twist or want to surprise someone who’s tired of the usual festive cheer, this offensive advent calendar is bound to be a hit!

Suitable For:

  • Adults only (due to explicit content)
  • People with dark humour
  • Anyone wanting a break from traditional, boring advent calendars!

Advent Calendar Dimensions:

  • Height: 27.5 cm
  • Width: 20 cm
  • Depth: 1.2 cm

What’s inside each Calendar Door?

Each door contains one piece of chocolate with an offensive message and a fun word search on the back.

Bring a little laughter (and shock!) to the holiday season with the World’s Most Offensive Advent Calendar!

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    Leander
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    Brilliant. Bit of fun instead of the usual Christmas crap

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