100 Funny Pet Rock Names

A pet rock with googly eyes, a cowboy hat, and a lasso, named "Indiana Stones," sitting on sandy beach.

🎁Naming your pet rock is one of the most essential parts of adopting one of these quirky companions.

🤣Whether you’re looking for a punny name, a funny name, or one inspired by a celebrity, we’ve got you covered.

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Funny Names For Pet Rocks

Rock with googly eyes and text above "Bob"
  • Rocky
  • Granite Greg
  • Rock Lobster
  • Rockadoodle
  • Rockzilla
  • Rocksy
  • Stoney
  • Rox
  • Pebbles
  • Geo
  • Marble
  • Lava
  • Rocko
  • Chip
  • Pebble Prince
  • Rocky Rider
  • Rockwell
  • Pebble Rebel
  • Pebble Pal
  • Rocking Ronald
  • Rococo
  • Bouldah
  • Gemy
  • Gravelly
  • Bumpy
  • Marbs
  • Stone Steve
  • Stone Boy
  • Pebble Pet
  • Pebs

Famous Names For Pet Rocks

Rock with googly eyes, boxing gloves, a bruised eye and text above "Rocky"
  • Stone Malone
  • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
  • Stoney Stark
  • Pebble Picasso
  • Rocky Balboa
  • Emma Stone
  • Stoney Hawk
  • J.K. Rolling Stone
  • Cliff Richards
  • Boulder Bowie
  • Rockin’ Ringo
  • Gravel Gandalf
  • Rocky Horror
  • Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • Pebbles Flintstone
  • Stoney Maguire
  • Shakirock
  • Rocky Romero
  • Chris Rock
  • Rocker Deniro
  • Sharon Stone
  • Basalt Brush
  • Pedro Rocko
  • Pebble Pan
  • Rocky Rambo
  • Pebble Potter
  • Rock Vader
  • Indiana Stones
  • The Stone Rose
  • Pebble Wilson

Creative Names For Pet Rocks

Rock with googly eyes holding a guitar and text above "Sir Rocks-A-Lot"
  • Rocky Road
  • Rock Lobster
  • Rockefeller
  • Brickerson
  • Rocky Romero
  • Pebble Poppins
  • Quarry King
  • Rockah
  • Stoner
  • Gravel Knight
  • Rockowski
  • The Big Rocko
  • Sir Rocks-A-Lot
  • Rockaldo
  •  Dusty Rocks
  • Grandpa Granite
  • Pepsi Pebble
  • Rockstar
  • Pebble
  • Rockzilla
  • Rock Bottom
  • Stonaldo
  • Stone Cold Killer
  • Party Rocker
  •  My Stoney Homie
  • Rock n’ Roll
  • Onyx
  • Marble
  • Spike
  • Meteor
  • Mount
  • Bump
  • Pebble Pete
  • Jim
  • John the Rock
  • Chunk
  • Mossy
  • Rocky Racoon
  • Rockford
  • Stoney Boney

🤣Have fun choosing the perfect name for your pet rock, and don’t be afraid to get creative with it.

💭Whether it’s a pun, a nod to a famous figure, or just something that makes you smile, your pet rock’s name is sure to be a conversation starter.

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