World's Most Offensive Chocolate Advent Calendar

The world's most offensive advent calendar!

A 25 day advent countdown - each day features a delicious chocolate treat AND a spectacularly offensive insult!

Gift this to your mates, your husband, your boss - just make sure they are thick-skinned, as this advent calendar doesn't pull any punches!

Imagine their face as they open each door to be told 'Even c**ts deserve a chocolate!' or to 'Shove a candy cane up your a**e!'

And if they get bored, it even features an offensive crossword to keep them busy for literally hours!